Dananananaykroyd – Hey Everyone Dananananaykroyd – Hey Everyone

Dananananaykroyd – Hey Everyone

Dananananaykroyd – Hey Everyone

Party. Just fucking party. Big balloons and blue palms from high-fiving so hard your teeth rattle and so fucking frequently it’s a wonder there’s a friend left who would ever dare come within striking distance of your wild and frothing élan. Bikini dream it. Like the Van Halen days with Diamond Dave and his Malibu Ninja sex appeal. Lick. Lick. Riff. Shout. This is just what you need. Seriously. To all ends and at whatever clandestine costs wink at full grown men who would dare age alone in their underwear dancing at midnight with one more ice cold Budweiser Tall Boy because FUCKIN’ A! and everyone gets everything they ever wanted or deserved from this point until forever because that’d be just fucking fine. Fuck the Hungry Ghosts. Fuck the fight from time to time. At this rare new impasse in our otherwise uninspired cultural history wouldn’t it be fine to traverse the dogs of war and vapid suffering to just go mad with the earnest belief that the best is at your fingertips? Clawing at your tongue. Your ears. Your heart still heavy from the gogo drop and stiffened blot on futures. It’s nihilism by day, kitten boxing by night. An immediate thrift from an overstated name and I’m in now. I’m ready. Pants down and shivering with anticipation. Play me mispronounceable. NANANANANANA! Wild and loud as the teenage blitz without the threat of what comes next because we’re fucking here, Banzai. You and me and Penny Pretty with the Cavaliers like we used to be. And we can do anything.

Dananananaykroyd - Hey Everyone , reviewed by Charles on 2009-05-03T11:21:28+00:00 rating 4.6 out of 5

13 Responses about “Dananananaykroyd – Hey Everyone”

  • Liv says:

    Music that contrasts Kitten boxing with nihilism? I’m in….

  • Wedsie says:

    How does one pronounce the name of this band…?

  • Charles says:

    I guess that’s phonetic.

  • rayknives says:

    Next time the hungry ghosts mess with me, I’m just going to fuck them. They’re always girl ghosts, anyway. Thanks for the advice.

  • Rebecca says:

    Wow, I usually have to pay to get someone to claw at my tongue and ears. Now I can buy just one album and get that service perpetually.

  • Amy Chace says:

    WOW!!! great review! I am in!!! and yay for kitten boxing!!!

  • Not Dan Ackroyd says:

    Dan Ackroyd should sue this band. Not sure I would like the music. Well-written review though.

  • Kirby says:

    Great Website! Cool sounding band. Of all the music portals I’ve come across, this one and Music Dish eJournal are the best. Great look. Not overly complicated and psuedo-arty-farty.

  • Big Ben says:

    You wouldn’t believe how little I had to pay Kirby to write that.

  • zyip says:

    What the fuck does any of this mean?

  • BT says:

    nice writing! i hate this band name more than anything but i’ll check them on your reco.

  • Wedsie says:

    Holy….shit. This album is so..fucking….good.
    Charles, I can never repay you for introducing me to this band, it is now a part of my life.

  • Wedsie says:

    PS – The user named “Not Dan Ackroyd’ never claimed that he’s not Dan Aykroyd. I’d like to see some credentials, sir.